The Best Story Ever: CHAPTER 21

but ANYWAY the little robots are all on the BOSS PLATFORM thing with the SUPER NINJA SENSEI and the NINJA BODYGUARDS are totally like JUMPING OUT OF THE POTS that they were DISGUISED as and the little robots are TOTALLY going like omg omg wtf and the SUPER NINJA SENSEI is totally like HA HA HA and then the screen totally like SWIRLS or ROTATES or SHAKES or something and then there's this EPIC BOSS BATTLE right on the BOSS PLATFORM thing in the middle of the LAKE OF LAVA and the BOSS PLATFORM totally like DETACHES from the bridge and stuff and they're like FLOATING OUT INTO THE LAVA and there's nowhere to GO and stuff and the little robots are going like oh no oh no oh noooo

'cause there's totally like NINE HUNDRED NINJA BODYGUARDS (there were like two hundred of them in each pot) and the little robots are like wtf there's no WAY we're going to win this fight but they have to try anyway because the SUPER NINJA SENSEI is being all GO NINJA BODYGUARDS KILL THE LITTLE ROBOTS AND KILL THEM UNTIL THEY DIE DON'T JUST KNOCK THEM UNCONSCIOUS OR SOMETHING WE'RE NOT TAKING PRISONERS WE JUST WANT THEM TOTALLY DEAD (as opposed to partially dead, we don't want any partial dying) and so the little robot and little robot ferret like pull out their SUPER EXTREME KENDO LASER SWORDS and the little robot sheep is like SPEWING HAIKU ALL OVER THE PLACE and everybody totally like LEAPS INTO ACTION

and then this really like EPICALLY GLOOMY MUSIC starts, like all PIANOS and CHOIRS and GLOOMY FLUTES and CRYING CHILDREN and stuff, and the little robots are like oh shit this isn't even NORMAL BOSS BATTLE MUSIC WTF, this is totally bad, and the NINJA BODYGUARDS are totally like DODGING ALL THEIR ATTACKS and they're like o no we can't hurt them o no o no and then the NINJA BODYGUARDS attack and SMASH THE LITTLE ROBOTS EVERYWHERE for like FIVE HUNDRED BILLION DAMAGE which is pretty EXTREME, I mean like pieces of LITTLE ROBOT are going FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE and like hitting the CAMERA and stuff, and there are like LEGS flying past and ARMS and LASERS and then maybe the little robot sheep's HEAD or something

and the little robot is like o no my laser and the little robot ferret is like o no my legs and the little robot sheep would be like o no my head except it's head TOTALLY LIKE FELL IN THE LAVA AND MELTED HAHAHA and anyway all their body parts are like FLYING OFF and the NINJA BODYGUARDS JUST KEEP SMASHING THEM and the SUPER NINJA SENSEI is like HA HA HA HA YOU LOSE LITTLE ROBOTS and then ALL THE NINJA BODYGUARDS like GET TOGETHER and do this SUPER SPINNY SUPER SHURIKEN SUPER SPECIAL SUPER ATTACK (that's four SUPERs in there because it's just THAT super, I mean most people can't even SAY THE NAME)

and the little robot and little robot ferret and little robot sheep go FLYING INTO THE LAKE OF LAVA and they're like o no o no we're melting AND THEN THEY MELT and you're all like WTF OMG WTF JUST HAPPENED, DID YOU JUST KILL THEM, DID THE LITTLE ROBOTS JUST TOTALLY DIE, THEY'RE THE MAIN CHARACTERS, YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THAT'S TOTALLY NOT EXTREME, and I'm like HAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT, THE LITTLE ROBOTS TOTALLY JUST DIED, I bet you thought this was just another one of those STUPID BOSS BATTLES that you couldn't win or something and it was to FURTHER THE PLOT or something like that, well HAHAHA, GUESS WHAT, it WASN'T, they're TOTALLY DEAD, ALL MELTED IN LAVA AND LOST FOREVER and the screen TOTALLY fades out into black and it's all like

HAHA GAME OVER LOSER YOU GUYS TOTALLY DIED HAHAHA








































but anyway so then they reset and they're like back at the start of the SUPER SECRET NINJA HIDEOUT like inside the VOLCANO again (like every time you die in those stupid platform jumping games and they like make the dude like wake up in the beginning of the room like he DIDN'T JUST FALL FIVE THOUSAND FEET TO HIS EXPLODY LAVA DEATH and he's like TOTALLY NOT CRISPY or something) but ANYWAY so the little robot is like aw man guys that SUCKED, melting SUCKS, we better not suck that much this time and the little robot ferret and little robot sheep are like yeah, at least we don't have to make up more EXTREME HAIKU again (even though that was pretty fun)

so ANYWAY they go through all the LAVA STUFF and FIREBALLS and PLATFORM JUMPY THINGS and stuff and are totally doing FLIPS and TRICKS and stuff all over the place again just to be cool because FLIPS and TRICKS and stuff are totally cool, especially when you're doing them over LAVA and stuff, but ANYWAY they finally get back to the BOSS PLATFORM and stop in front of the SUPER NINJA SENSEI and the BOSS PLATFORM goes floating into the LAKE OF LAVA again and the SUPER NINJA SENSEI is totally just about to be like HA HA HA LITTLE ROBOTS YOU ARE HERE or whatever he said the first time all over again because it's totally like scripted NPC speech

WHEN SUDDENLY (well suddenly for the SUPER NINJA SENSEI anyway) the little robots are like HAHAHA too and then they're like WE TOTALLY KNOW YOUR PLAN DUDE and like DIVE on all the pots around the SUPER NINJA SENSEI and TOTALLY CHUCK THEM INTO THE LAVA around the BOSS PLATFORM and all the NINJA BODYGUARDS hiding in the pots are like O NO O NO O NOOOOO and they totally like FALL IN THE LAVA and then MELT IN THE LAVA and then TURN TOTALLY CRISPY AND STUFF and the little robots are like HAHAHA WE TOOK CARE OF YOUR NINJA BODYGUARDS, NOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANY NINJA BODYGUARDS ANY MORE, IT'S JUST YOU ON US AND WE TOTALLY WIN

and the SUPER NINJA SENSEI is like WTF WTF WTF HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW MY NINJA BODYGUARDS WERE HIDDEN IN THE POTS, THIS IS TOTALLY LIKE OOC GODMODING INFORMATION, THAT'S TOTALLY NOT FAIR, YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD NO IDEA, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PERFECT AMBUSH, and the little robots are like wtf this happens in video games like ALL THE TIME ok shut up, we're just SMART or something, PLUS THOSE POTS WERE LIKE EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS OK but ANYWAY you have no NINJA BODYGUARDS any more so HAHAHA now you're all stranded and stuck on this BOSS PLATFORM ALL BY YOURSELF

but the SUPER NINJA SENSEI like TOTALLY isn't SCARED or FAZED or PHASERED or something and he just gets up and is like OK FINE THEN YOU STUPID LITTLE ROBOTS, I'LL JUST FIGHT YOU BY MYSELF BLAH BLAH HONOR AND STUFF BLAH and he takes out his NINJA SWORD and his NINJA SHURIKEN and his NINJA SLIPPERS and like DIVES INTO BATTLE WITH THE LITTLE ROBOTS and then BOSS MUSIC like TOTALLY starts up again but this time it's like NORMAL boss music with like GUITAR and DRUMS and SYNTHS and WAILING and stuff and so you know it's like a normal beatable fight or whatever

and the little robots are like FINE LET'S FIGHT and then there's like SPARKS FLYING EVERYWHERE from the LAVA and from the NINJA SWORDS and NINJA SHURIKEN hitting the little robot and little robot ferret's LASER SWORDS, and like THWACK THWACK noises when the little robot sheep gets like SLAPPED AROUND by the SUPER NINJA SENSEI's like NINJA SLIPPERS and then there's some COWERING but ANYWAY it's all like PEW KSHEW FSSSSSHH KKRRRRZZZZ KFFFFFFSSSTTTT and the SUPER NINJA SENSEI puts up like a TOTALLY extreme fight but it's like THREE ON ONE and all the little robots have gotten pretty extreme by now so they win pretty easy HAHAHA

and then the SUPER NINJA SENSEI gets up like ONE LAST TIME and he makes this huge long dramatic speech about HONOR and VALOR and FIGHTING and SKILL and SWORDS and EXTREMENESS and FAMILY and VIRTUE and PIGEONS and SUSHI and HARAKIRI and YAKITORI or something I don't know ok, it was really weird and dramatic and made no sense and I like totally scrolled through and skipped all of this 'cause it was pretty boring, but ANYWAY he finishes doing his little speech thing and then he's like TOTALLY ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF because he like FAILED HIS MISSION or something and that's like what NINJA do when they FAIL MISSIONS (and sometimes when they COMPLETE missions too, ninja really like to kill themselves, it's like their favorite hobby ever)

but before he does it, right, the little robots are like WAIT DON'T DO IT, and they like TOTALLY knock the NINJA SLIPPERS out of the SUPER NINJA SENSEI's hands before he like KILLS himself with them and they're like YOU CAN'T KILL YOURSELF YET you still have to tell us your like SUPER SECRET PLANS and stuff, why do you think we're even HERE, oh yeah, and how do we get back to the DOCKS and the OCEAN and the PIRATE and stuff, we kinda have an EPIC BATTLE to go back to, plus the EXTREME BOXERS might have like gotten lost or something, they're only used to like going NORTH LOLOLOL

and the SUPER NINJA SENSEI is like ok well I guess since you guys beat me I owe you like RESPECT POINTS or something for being like better WARRIORS or some other long speech I skipped too but BASICALLY the OCEAN is like, straight out of the VOLCANO entrance and the SUPER SECRET PLAN was basically like tell the PIRATES there's a TRUCE and then swim out and SNEAK INTO THEIR SHIPS while they're all DRUNK and stuff ('cause PIRATES totally drink like five hundred thousand times a day) and SINK THEIR SHIPS but you little robots went and warned them so we had to start before we were READY and we only got like HALF of them and then the PIRATES got all this extra HELP and stuff but it's OK because we TOTALLY have a SUPER SECRET BACK UP PLAN

and the little robots are like WAIT, A SUPER SECRET BACK UP PLAN, WHAT'S THE SUPER SECRET BACK UP PLAN but THEY'RE TOO LATE because the SUPER NINJA SENSEI is totally like HA HA HA and totally like GRABS his NINJA SLIPPERS and SHOVES THEM DOWN HIS THROAT and totally like CHOKES TO DEATH RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM and he's all like HA HA HA I DIED BEFORE I COULD REVEAL OUR SECRETS HA HA HA HONOR AND VIRTUE AND FAMILY and more speeches I skipped (or well he would have said all that if he wasn't like CHOKING TO DEATH on a bunch of NINJA SLIPPERS in his mouth, ninja can totally kill anyone with ANYTHING)

but ANYWAY the SUPER NINJA SENSEI totally DIES and stuff and the little robot ferret is like well damn, they have a SUPER SECRET BACK UP PLAN but we don't know what it IS, that SUCKS, what if it's something like TOTALLY UNEXTREME and the little robot is like yeah I know, and I BET IT IS, we better get back to the OCEAN and the PIRATES and the EPIC BATTLE before the NINJA like decide to USE IT and beat everybody up or something and the ETERNAL WAR ends the little robot sheep is like yeah but how do we get back we're like stuck on the BOSS PLATFORM and stuff and we're totally in the middle of this giant LAKE OF LAVA

WHEN SUDDENLY EVERYTHING STARTS SHAKING and THE WHOLE LAKE OF LAVA starts like TILTING ALL OVER and all the NINJA on the other platforms around them like TRAINING and NINJAING and DISGUISING and WAILING ON GUITAR and KILLING THEMSELVES are like O SHIT O SHIT and then they DROP EVERYTHING and they totally freak out and start RUNNING OUT OF THE SUPER SECRET HIDEOUT as fast as they can and the little robots are like WTF WTF WTF what's going on, why are all the NINJA running like wusses, why's everything like SHAKING and stuff, is it an EARTHQUAKE, is this the SUPER SECRET BACK UP PLAN, is this another FAKE ENDING

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AND THEN EVERYTHING EXPLODES