俺は王子だしい~♪ (technophile) wrote in beststoryever,

The Best Story Ever: CHAPTER 24





THE BEST STORY EVER





CHAPTER 24


so anyway the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is kinda being all HAHAHA I HAVE YOU CORNERED and STALLING or something, and on the PIRATE ARMADA all the PIRATES and SHARKS and COWBOYS and SPARTANS and SAMURAI and VIKINGS and GIANT IGUANAS (except there's still only one) and EXTREME BOXERS and INFERNO BEES and the two other little robots are like COME ON LITTLE ROBOT, we have no TIME, we're all gonna DIE and stuff soon (and permanently I mean it's not even GAME OVER, it's like the whole SAVE FILE erases), what's your PLAN THAT MIGHT BE SUPER EXTREME but also might be EXTREMELY FAIL and the little robot is like wellllllll

and then the little robot explains, like, well TRANSFORMING and stuff isn't like a NINJA SKILL or anything, right, and everybody's like yeah that's right, and the little robot is like and it's not MAGIC or anything because MAGIC doesn't EXIST on the EXTREME PLANET or even in the BEST STORY EVER because MAGIC is for WUSSES, right, and everybody's like yeah that's right, and the little robot is like well then it makes sense that it's just a NORMAL SKILL because it's not JUST NINJA or something, which means WE COULD DO IT TOO AND FIGHT BACK WITH OUR OWN SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT WHATEVER WITH LASER BEAM EYES, RIGHT, and everybody's like YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THAT MAKES SENSE YEAHHHHHHHH except how and the little robot is like wellllllll again

and then the little robot explains some MORE like well to get SKILLS you need certain LEVELS OF EXTREME, right, and everybody's like yeah that's right, and the little robot is like and to get a skill THAT EXTREME you'd have to be REALLY FREAKING EXTREME, right, and everybody's like yeah that's right, and the little robot is like and no ONE PERSON could EVER be that EXTREME by HIMSELF, right, not even like the PIRATE KING, right, and everybody's like yeah that's right, and the little robot is like well then what they did makes sense 'cause they made a GIANT PILE OF NINJA AND RAPTORS and COMBINED THEIR LEVELS and they got so EXTREME that they just SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOPED TRANSFORMING SKILLS, which means IF WE COMBINE ALL OUR LEVELS, WE COULD DO IT TOO AND FIGHT BACK WITH OUR OWN SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT WHATEVER WITH LASER BEAM EYES, RIGHT, and everybody's like YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THAT MAKES SENSE YEAHHHHHHHH except how and the little robot is like wellllllll again

and the little robot is like well all we have to do is make our own GIANT PILE OF COWBOYS AND PIRATES AND SHARKS AND INFERNO BEES AND EXTREME BOXERS AND VIKINGS AND SAMURAI AND SPARTANS AND GIANT IGUANAS AND LITTLE ROBOTS, right, and everybody's like YEAHHHHH and so they get ALL THE EXTREMELY HUGE SHIPS of the PIRATE ARMADA together and they start making a GIANT PILE OF COWBOYS AND PIRATES AND SHARKS AND INFERNO BEES AND EXTREME BOXERS AND VIKINGS AND SAMURAI AND SPARTANS AND GIANT IGUANAS AND LITTLE ROBOTS except there's one EXTREMELY BIG PROBLEM, right, and none of them had even thought of it, like the EXTREMELY BIG PROBLEM is that they keep piling up and piling up but all of them keep FALLING OFF because none of them have the NINJA SKILL that totally like lets them STICK TO ANYTHING (like walls and water and lava and stuff duh, how do you think NINJA sneak around)

and so everyone's like o no o no what do we do, we can't make the GIANT PILE to COMBINE OUR LEVELS, and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is kinda being all WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING OVER THERE AND HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO STALL FOR GEEZ and everyone's kinda just like O NO O NO WE'RE EXTREMELY DOOMED until the little robot has another idea and he's all like wait a second, hey CAPTAIN HOOKBEARD THE HOOK LEG HOOK!!!!!!!!!!! let us BORROW YOUR EXTREME BEARD OF HOOKS, you have like FIVE HUNDRED BILLION HOOKS IN IT RIGHT, CAN WE USE THEM and CAPTAIN HOOKBEARD THE HOOK LEG HOOK!!!!!!!!!!! is like HO YO YO AND A CHEST MAN'S DEAD!!!! (which means ok in Pirate Kingese) and gives the little robot his EXTREME BEARD OF HOOKS

and the little robot is like ok guys!! and he TOTALLY starts like HOOKING EVERYBODY TOGETHER, and they all get in the GIANT PILE OF COWBOYS AND PIRATES AND SHARKS AND INFERNO BEES AND EXTREME BOXERS AND VIKINGS AND SAMURAI AND SPARTANS AND GIANT IGUANAS AND LITTLE ROBOTS and this time they STAY because FIVE HUNDRED BILLION HOOKS are HOLDING THEM IN PLACE and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like OH SHIT THEY FIGURED OUT OUR STRATEGY and everyone's like YAY now our levels are TOTALLY COMBINING into one GIANT LEVEL OF EXTREME, we're TOTALLY gonna SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOP TRANSFORMING POWERS like ANY SECOND NOW and the little robot and little robot ferret and little robot sheep (who are standing at the top of the GIANT PILE because they're the littlest and if they were at the BOTTOM they'd get like SQUISHED, DUH), are like OK GUYS and they TOTALLY like PUMP THEIR FISTS and LEGS and stuff in the AIR and are like

LET'S DO ITTTTTT

EVERYBODY

TRANSFORMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

and there's TOTALLY this meaningful pause

(there's a meaningful pause here)

EXCEPT NOTHING HAPPENS and everybody's like O NO O NO IT'S NOT WORKING, WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR PLAN and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like HA HA HA HA OBVIOUSLY EVEN ALL OF YOU TOGETHER ARE NOT EXTREME ENOUGH and everybody's like O NO O NO how is this EVEN POSSIBLE there MUST BE SOMETHING THAT WE'RE MISSING, what should we DO LITTLE ROBOTS and the little robots are like uhhhhh uhhhhh and the little robot sheep looks at the little robot ferret and the little robot ferret looks at the little robot

BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LIKE THE BEGINNING OF THE BEST STORY EVER the little robot DOESN'T HAVE ANY IDEAS and he's like I DON'T KNOW, GUYS, WHAT SHOULD WE DO and everyone's like HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WE'RE JUST NPCS and we're not even VILLAIN NPCS, YOU GUYS ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONES DRIVING THE PLOT and the little robot is like but I don't know HOW to drive the plot any more and everybody else is like WELL THEN WE'RE ALL DOOMED and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like HA HA HA HA

BUT THEN

SUDDENLY

THE SOUND OF A SINGLE WAILING GUITAR PIERCES THE AIR

AND IT GETS LOUDER AND LOUDER AND LOUDER AND LOUDER

UNTIL IT'S LOUD ENOUGH TO RIP A HOLE IN THE SKY

AND EVERYBODY'S LIKE O SHIT WHAT'S THAT

AND THEN SUDDENLY THE MEMBERS OF IRON MAIDEN (I told you they'd be a deux ex machina remember) FLOAT DOWN OUT OF THE SKY IN A HALO OF LIGHT AND EXTREME HAIR AND WAILING GUITAR

AND THEY'RE LIKE O LITTLE ROBOT, YOU'RE FORGETTING THE WHOLE POINT OF THE BEST STORY EVER

AND THE LITTLE ROBOT IS LIKE THE WHOLE POINT, WHAT IS THE WHOLE POINT, TELL ME

AND THE MEMBERS OF IRON MAIDEN ARE LIKE DUH, IT'S AN EPIC ADVENTURE WHERE A LITTLE ROBOT GOES OUT OF HIS HOUSE AND MEETS EXTREME FRIENDS AND OVERCOMES EXTREME OBSTACLES AND FIGHTS EXTREME BATTLES BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY LEARNS WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE AN EXTREME HEART

AND THE LITTLE ROBOT IS LIKE BUT WE DID ALL THAT

AND THE MEMBERS OF IRON MAIDEN ARE LIKE WTF NO YOU DIDN'T STUPID

AND THEN THEY DISAPPEAR

and the little robot is like wtf wtf what are they talking about, how did we not do all that, I mean we had a pretty EPIC ADVENTURE, and I totally went out of my house and I totally made EXTREME FRIENDS (that's all you guys in the GIANT PILE) and we totally overcame EXTREME OBSTACLES and we TOTALLY fought EXTREME BATTLES (I mean we're fighting one like RIGHT NOW), and the only thing we didn't do is all that HEART stuff but we can't even HAVE hearts because we're ROBOTS, and the little robot ferret and little robot sheep are like I don't know I thought we did all that too

BUT THEN the little robot HAS AN IDEA AGAIN and he's like WAIT GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT and everybody's like WHAT DID YOU FIGURE OUT and the little robot is like HOW TO HAVE AN EXTREME HEART EVEN THOUGH I'M A ROBOT, DUH, and everybody's like HOW, HOW DO YOU HAVE AN EXTREME HEART EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A ROBOT and the little robot is like WATCH!!! and then he turns to the little robot sheep (who's been like carrying everything in their inventory and stuff, 'cause it's useless otherwise HAHAHA) and is like QUICK get the bottles of VITAMIN EXTREME for all THREE OF US (the ones that the MASTER SAMURAI DUDE gave us, remember) and all three of us HAVE TO DRINK IT, QUICK, DO IT LIKE RIGHT NOW

so it DOES and then they DO and then the whole GIANT PILE totally starts GLOWING and everybody's like YEAHHHHHHH WE SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOPED TRANSFORMING POWERS, HOW DID YOU DO THAT, and the little robot is like DUH well we don't have HEARTS because we're robots but we do have SPACE in our CHESTS and stuff that's KIND of like a HEART and since robots don't have a DIGESTIVE SYSTEM or anything when we drank the VITAMIN EXTREME it totally just went STRAIGHT INTO IT and now our HEARTS are totally like FULL OF ONE HUNDRED PERCENT VITAMIN EXTREME, NOW WE TOTALLY HAVE EXTREME HEARTS

and everyone's like WHOAAAAAAAAA NICE THINKING and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like CAN YOU GUYS HURRY UP SO WE CAN FIGHT ALREADY GEEZ and the little robot and little robot ferret and little robot sheep (whose hearts are totally ONE HUNDRED PERCENT VITAMIN EXTREME now) are like YEAH LET'S FIGHT and they totally do that cool pose again where they pump their FISTS and LEGS and stuff into the air and they're like OK GUYS

EVERYBODY

TRANSFORMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

and this time it WORKS

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