俺は王子だしい~♪ (technophile) wrote in beststoryever,

The Best Story Ever: CHAPTER 25





THE BEST STORY EVER





CHAPTER 25


so anyway the GIANT PILE OF SPARTANS AND VIKINGS AND SAMURAI AND COWBOYS AND SHARKS AND PIRATES AND GIANT IGUANAS AND INFERNO BEES AND EXTREME BOXERS is like TOTALLY glowing and they TOTALLY like just SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOPED TRANSFORMING POWERS because the little robots' hearts are made of ONE HUNDRED PERCENT VITAMIN EXTREME and stuff (and this totally happens to everyone whose hearts are made of ONE HUNDRED PERCENT VITAMIN EXTREME, they all SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOP TRANSFORMING POWERS, if you don't believe me go find some VITAMIN EXTREME and try it out) but ANYWAY the little robot is all like TRANSFORMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! and then they DO in like an EPIC FLASH OF LIGHT

and when the EPIC FLASH OF LIGHT fades away and you can see stuff again the GIANT PILE OF SPARTANS AND VIKINGS AND SAMURAI AND COWBOYS AND SHARKS AND PIRATES AND GIANT IGUANAS AND INFERNO BEES AND EXTREME BOXERS is TOTALLY gone, and in it's place there's the LITTLE ROBOT, except it's not the LITTLE ROBOT any more, it's like the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT EXCEPT NOW IT'S TOTALLY THE SIZE OF ASIA and it has all these AWESOME RED AND BLUE PLATES ALL OVER like it's got awesome ROBOT ARMOR or something and it also probably totally has a jetpack now even though it's kinda too late for that (OH YEAH AND NOW IT EVEN HAS AN ANGRY FACIAL EXPRESSION TOO, JUST TO SHOW HOW TOTALLY TOUGH IT GOT)

and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT EXCEPT NOW IT'S TOTALLY THE SIZE OF ASIA is like WHOA I GOT EXTREMELY HUGE and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like OH SHIT THEY MADE IT WORK and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is like YEAHHHHHHH but THEN the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like OH WELL THAT DOESN'T MATTER WE'RE STILL GOING TO WIN ANYWAY and it's like HA HA HA I GUESS THIS MEANS I CAN STOP STALLING NOW HA HA HA OK PREPARE TO DIE

and then it like LAUNCHES A LASER BEAM EYE ATTACK at the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT and HITS IT RIGHT IN THE CHEST and everything's like KSSSSHHHH FZZZZZTTTTT PSSSSHHH FWBOOOOOOM and sparks that are the SIZE OF HAWAII are flying EVERYWHERE and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is like AAAAAAAAGH and he's all CRASHING AND STUBMLING BACKWARD IN PAIN AND SPARKS AND LASERS AND STUFF in HUGE TIDAL WAVES OF SPLASHING and the the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like HA HA HA YOU CAN'T WIN

but THEN the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is like GRRRR and GETS BACK UP (except now he has a SUPER ULTRA COOL SCAR ON HIS CHEST) and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like WHAT WTF YOU SURVIVED THAT, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, ACTUALLY WHO CARES, FINE THEN I'LL JUST KILL YOU AGAIN and then it like LAUNCHES A LASER BEAM EYE ATTACK at the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT a SECOND TIME but this time the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is TOTALLY READY and stuff and BLOCKS IT WITH ONE OF HIS ARMS and the LASERS totally go BOUNCING OFF like KFFFFFSSHHHHHH and SMASH INTO A NEARBY MOUNTAIN that TOTALLY EXPLODES and all these ROCKS and TREES and POLAR ICECAPS go FLYING EVERYWHERE all these mountain CREATURES or something are like o shit our mountain WTF JUST HAPPENED

but so ANYWAY then the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES decides like GRRR I GUESS LONG RANGE LASER ATTACKS WON'T WORK and it totally starts like CHARGING at the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT (except it's kind of more like WADING than CHARGING because there's the OCEAN in the way, and it's pretty deep even for stuff the SIZE OF ASIA) and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is like OK ITS TIME TO FIGHT THEN and totally starts CHARGING BACK (except he's kind of more like WADING than CHARGING too and so it kinda takes them a while to get to each other but ANYWAY they EVENTUALLY GET THERE) and then there's this huge CLASH OF METAL and SCREECHING and CLANKING and SCRATCHING and CREAKING and more TIDAL WAVES and SPARKS THE SIZE OF AUSTRALIA (and maybe some wailing electric cellos)

and then THE EPIC GIANT ROBOT BATTLE is totally ON (because EVERY story needs at LEAST one EPIC GIANT ROBOT BATTLE to be good, NO story has EVER been good without an EPIC GIANT ROBOT BATTLE, I mean you'd think people would GET IT by now and start putting EPIC GIANT ROBOT BATTLES in EVERYTHING but NO, they DON'T, especially those like FAIRY TALES or something, I mean wtf, the stories would be so much better as SNOW WHITE and the SEVEN GIANT MECHAS or little red RIDING A GIANT MECHA or the little MATCH girl and the EPIC GIANT ROBOT BATTLE, I mean COME ON, there aren't even any EXPLOSIONS or anything, but yeah so anyway there's an EPIC GIANT ROBOT BATTLE now)

so ANYWAY the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is being all GRAWWRRGRRRGRRRHHRRR and like SWIPING with its CLAWS (that are GIANT NINJA SHURIKEN) and shooting LASERS with its EYES and LASHING with its TAIL (that's a GIANT BLACK BELT the size of CANADA) and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is totally like KICKING with its FISTS (because it's the EXTREME BOXERS' skill) and totally like HOOKING with its HOOK (because that's the PIRATES' skill) and SLASHING everywhere (that's the COWBOYS lolol) and anyway ATTACKS are flying EVERYWHERE and like BOUNCING OFF EACH OTHER and CRASHING and SMASHING ALL OVER THE PLACE and some of them are HITTING and CRASHING AND SMASHING SOME MORE and BOTH GIANT ROBOTS' health bars are like TOTALLY GOING NUTS

and the OCEAN is totally going CRAZY like there's water SPLASHING UP EVERYWHERE and there are like WAVES of it like SPLATTERING ALL OVER THE SCREEN and everything's SHAKING and it's hard to tell what's even GOING ON except it's all like PUNCH PUNCH KICK TAIL CLAW SHURIKEN HOOK CRASH PUNCH TAIL SMASH KICK SCREECH ROAR CLANG GRAAAWOOOOOWROROORORORRRRGGGR and they're like FALLING DOWN and GETTING BACK UP and THROWING EACH OTHER and totally GRAPPLING and sometimes ROLLING AROUND BENEATH THE OCEAN and then GETTING BACK UP AGAIN and there are all these MOTION BLURS and SOUND EFFECTS all over the place and the background music that you totally didn't notice before because it was being covered up in all the ROARING AND YELLING AND SCREECHING AND CLANGING is totally like EXPLODING now with all these GUITARS and CHOIRS and SYNTHS and stuff

BUT THEY'RE STILL PUNCHING AND KICKING AND CLANGING AND SMASHING and now the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT totally like HAS ITS LASER SWORD OUT (and the laser sword TOTALLY GOT HUGE TOO, now it's like the SIZE OF MEXICO) and it's like DOING SUPER EXTREME LASER KENDO and TOTALLY swinging it around EVERYWHERE except it's not working too well because it's like HARD to FLIP and SOMERSAULT and stuff in WATER but it's TRYING ANYWAY and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like HA HA HA I HAVE LASERS TOO and it's shooting it's EYE LASERS like ALL OVER THE PLACE and ALL OVER THE EXTREME PLANET like innocent CITIES and FORESTS and CORAL REEFS and stuff are being TOTALLY DESTROYED (HAHAHA WUSSES, they should have BEEN PREPARED, this is the BEST STORY EVER, of COURSE there's going to be an EPIC GIANT ROBOT BATTLE)

but ANYWAY they're totally like BATTLING and FIGHTING and WARRING and stuff and they're like HITTING EACH OTHER ALL OVER and getting all DENTED and SCRATCHED and BUSTED and stuff (like that one time my mom let me drive the golf cart when she went golfing and there was this awesome huge hill that was all DRIVE OFF ME CASE DRIVE OFF ME YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO so then I DID and IT WAS EPIC except my mom was all SCREAMING and YELLING and stuff but oh man that was awesome, that was some PRETTY EXTREME DRIVING) but even though they're all like BENT and DENTED and stuff they don't seem to be like REALLY HURTING each other

BUT THEN the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES totally like TRIPS ON A CORAL REEF or something (and TOTALLY DESTROYS IT) while it's trying to dodge the LASER SWORD but anyway it TRIPS and it totally like FALLS DOWN with another HUGE TIDAL WAVE THE SIZE OF MERCURY and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is like YES THIS IS MY EPIC CHANCE and TOTALLY like CHOPS THE SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES's TAIL OFF like BZZZTSCHWINGGGGGGG and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like O NO O NO OH SHIT THAT WAS MY TAIL, THAT WAS THE BIGGEST BLACK BELT I HAD, and it's power totally drops by like TWENTY FIVE PERCENT or some EXTREME NUMBER LIKE THAT (TWENTY FIVE PERCENT OF LIKE 34457689879709583049573073958357935 IS A PRETTY EXTREME NUMBER OK SHUT UP)

and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is like HAHAHA NOW THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN BEAT ME and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like CURSE YOU, CURSE YOUUUUUUU and totally like ROLLS OVER and GETS UP and starts RUNNING AWAY and is all like BUT HA HA HA, EVEN IF I CAN'T WIN THIS BATTLE, I'M GOING TO WIN THE WAR, and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is like WHAT WHY and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like BECAUSE NOW I'M GOING TO GO DESTROY THE DOCKS SO THE PIRATE ARMADA AND EVERYONE ON IT CAN NEVER LAND EVERRRRRRRR

and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is like OH SHIT THAT IS AN EXTREMELY DASTARDLY PLAN, I MEAN THE DASTARDLINESS OF THAT PLAN IS PRETTY EXTREME, and he TOTALLY starts chasing the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES where it's RUNNING AWAY but the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is TOTALLY FASTER THAN IT AND STUFF and it's like OH NO NOW WHAT DO I DO, THEY'RE TOTALLY GOING TO GO DESTROY THE DOCKS AND THEN WE'LL BE STUCK ON THE OCEAN FOREVERRRRRRR

AND THEN just to make things even WORSE this light on the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT starts GLOWING RED and BLINKING and BEEPING and BEING ANNOYING and stuff, and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is like WTF, WTF IS THAT, SHUT UP STUPID LIGHT, I HAVE NO TIME, but it looks anyway just in case it's important or something and then is like OH SHIT because words on the light are all like WARNING, WARNING, FUEL LOW, FUEL LOW, and it's all WHAT FUEL WHAT OH WAIT OH SHIT, OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO, OH SHIT THE VITAMIN EXTREME IS RUNNING OUT

OH SHIT

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