俺は王子だしい~♪ (technophile) wrote in beststoryever,

The Best Story Ever: CHAPTER 26





THE BEST STORY EVER





CHAPTER 26


so anyway the little red light is totally BLINKING and BEEPING and BEING ANNOYING and stuff and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is like OH SHIT I'M GOING TO RUN OUT OF VITAMIN EXTREME SOON and is totally panicking and stuff and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is TOTALLY running away to the DOCKS to TOTALLY DESTROY THEM so everyone on the PIRATE ARMADA can NEVER LAND and stuff and the ETERNAL WAR can't be fought any more and it's like oh shit oh shit the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT can't catch up to it fast enough, what does it do, what does it DO, and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT's nose (because that's where the little robot sheep went) is like o no o no o no until the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT like SMACKS itself and it's like SHUT UP and it does

but ANYWAY the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is totally GETTING AWAY and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT totally doesn't have any LONG DISTANCE ATTACKS or MISSILES or anything because the little robot didn't have any either and it's based off him and he just DOESN'T BECAUSE THAT'S THE PLOT OK and ANYWAY everybody's like OH NO IS THIS THE END OF THE BEST STORY EVER because I mean it's pretty close to 50,000 words already and most of the PLOT and stuff is over with and it's been like TWENTY SIX CHAPTERS OH MY GOD and HOW MUCH LONGER CAN IT EVEN GO ON, I mean the little robots already finished the EPIC ADVENTURE THING and made EXTREME FRIENDS and overcame EXTREME OBSTACLES and got EXTREME HEARTS and stuff now and isn't that totally the END or something

but NO, it's NOT, because right then the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT has ANOTHER IDEA and it's like WAIT, COMBINING ALL OF OUR LEVELS OF EXTREME AND DRINKING THE VITAMIN EXTREME GAVE US SPONTANEOUS TRANSFORMING POWERS, RIGHT, (even though there's no one to hear him, he has to do this to explain, just pretend he's TALKING TO HIMSELF or something OK) and then he's like AND SINCE THE VITAMIN EXTREME DIDN'T RUN OUT, OR WELL IT WILL SOON BUT NOT YET, WE STILL HAVE THE SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOPED TRANSFORMATION POWERS RIGHT, and then he's like WELL IF WE STILL HAVE THE SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOPED TRANSFORMATION POWERS, WE CAN TOTALLY TRANSFORM INTO SOMETHING ELSE, RIGHT, and then he totally ANSWERS HIMSELF like YEAHHH (just to get everybody totally psyched and stuff) and then he DOES

and then there's totally like an ULTRA COOL TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE with CRAZY MOVING NEON BACKGROUNDS and CRAZY SPARKLES and CRAZY FLASHES OF LIGHT and stuff and it's all like CLANK CLANK FZZZSSSS WHIRRR VREEEEEE and the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT's ARMS and LEGS and HEAD and EYES and STOMACH and INTESTINES and EVERYTHING start like FOLDING and BENDING and TWISTING EVERYWHERE like EXTREME ORIGAMI (which is the ancient Japanese art of GIANT MECHA FOLDING) and it's all BENDING OVER and CREAKING and WHIRRING and CLANKING and the CRAZY NEON BACKGROUNDS and CRAZY SPARKLES and CRAZY FLASHES OF LIGHT are totally going EVEN CRAZIER and little KIDS are having SEIZURES ALL OVER THE PLACE because it's just TOO EXTREME and then the whole thing TOTALLY STARTS GLOWING AGAIN like brighter and brighter and BRIGHTER UNTIL THE LIGHT FILLS THE WHOLE SCREEN

and when the light fades away the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT is GONE and in his place there's a SUPER EXTREME EXTREMELY HUGE PIRATE WARSHIP TOTALLY COVERED IN HOOKS and it's totally ALSO covered in RED AND BLUE ROBOT ARMOR just like the SUPER EXTREMELY HUGE GIANT ROBOT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE ROBOT used to be and it has like FIVE HUNDRED BILLION LASER CANNONS (that shoot LASER CANNONBALLS, DUH) and also an AWESOME JOLLY ROGER FLAG with like FOURTEEN SKULLS and a HUNDRED CROSSED BONES and it's totally the size of like THE UNIVERSE and it's all like HAHAHA LOOK I TRANSFORMED, I'M A SUPER EXTREME EXTREMELY HUGE PIRATE WARSHIP TOTALLY COVERED IN HOOKS NOW, NOW WE CAN CATCH UP TO THE SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES AND TOTALLY OWN HIM SO HARD HE'S CRY LIKE A LITTLE WUSS EVEN THOUGH HE'S A ROBOT AND ROBOT CAN'T CRY, and everyone's like WHOAAAA that's PRETTY EXTREME

but ANYWAY as soon as the ULTRA COOL TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE is over the SUPER EXTREME EXTREMELY HUGE PIRATE WARSHIP TOTALLY COVERED IN HOOKS totally like SHOOTS off toward the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES and OH MAN it's catching up EXTREMELY FAST (since PIRATE SHIPS are like EXTREMELY FAST to begin with, like five hundred BILLION TRILLION MILES A SECOND, they could CIRCLE THE WORLD before you like BLINK, and this isn't even just a PIRATE SHIP, it's a PIRATE WARSHIP so it's EVEN FASTER), and it reaches the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES like JUST as it's about to TOTALLY DESTROY THE DOCKS and stuff and it's all like HEY YOU, STOP and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like HA HA HA JUST TRY TO STOP ME

and the SUPER EXTREME EXTREMELY HUGE PIRATE WARSHIP TOTALLY COVERED IN HOOKS is like OK FINE and THEN, AND THEN, the SUPER EXTREME EXTREMELY HUGE PIRATE WARSHIP TOTALLY COVERED IN HOOKS totally like GUNS THE SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES DOWN with it's like FIVE HUNDRED BILLION LASER CANNONS and there are like FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND BILLION LASER CANNONBALLS FLYING EVERYWHERE and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like OH NO WHAT IS THIS NEW ATTACK, and it totally tries to COUNTER with it's LASER BEAM EYES but it only has TWO LASERS and the SUPER EXTREME EXTREMELY HUGE PIRATE WARSHIP TOTALLY COVERED IN HOOKS has WAY MORE LASER CANNONS THAN THAT and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is like KREAAAAAWWWGGGGRH I CANNOT STAND UP TO THIS EXTREME ATTACK and it's all like BOOM BOOM SMASH CRASH KREAAARGGGHH BOOM GRAAWWWRRGHH BOOM SCRASH and there are EXTREME EXPLOSIONS ALL OVER THE PLACE WHERE ALL THE FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND BILLION LASER CANNONBALLS LAND AND EXPLODE ON EVEREYTHING (except the DOCKS) and OH MAN it's SO EXTREME that people watching it from the sidelines are totally like SHOUTING and SCREAMING and GRABBING EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT and PEEING THEIR PANTS and like FOURTEEN THOUSAND BILLION PAIRS OF PANTS JUST GOT OWNED, I mean imagine a GIANT PIRATE SHIP (the SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE) TOTALLY LIKE BLOWING AWAY A GIANT T-REX (the SIZE OF ASIA) WITH FIVE HUNDRED BILLION LASER CANNONS AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND BILLION LASER CANNONBALLS and they're BOTH ROBOTS and they're both STANDING IN THE OCEAN and there's WATER FLYING EVERYWHERE and SPARKS and SCREAMING and EPIC BOSS BATTLE MUSIC and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is totally like SCREAMING AND ROARING IN PAIN and parts of the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES are TOTALLY FLYING OFF and HITTING THE SCREEN and HITTING THE PEOPLE PEEING THEIR PANTS and just BOUNCING AROUND EVERYWHERE and OH MAN THIS IS LIKE THE MOST EXTREME SCENE IN THE WHOLE BEST STORY EVER, I MEAN THIS PARAGRAPH IS LIKE THE LONGEST PARAGRAPH IN THE BEST STORY EVER, IT'S LIKE FOUR THOUSAND PAGES LONG and IT'S STILL NOT LONG ENOUGH TO SHOW YOU HOW EXTREME IT IS, IT'S JUST THAT EXTREME, I MEAN I THINK I NEED TO RUN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES JUST TO CALM DOWN ENOUGH TO KEEP GOING AND BY A FEW TIMES I MEAN LIKE A HUNDRED MILLION, BRB

ok back BUT ANYWAY so eventually the SUPER EXTREME EXTREMELY HUGE PIRATE WARSHIP TOTALLY COVERED IN HOOKS's FIVE HUNDRED BILLION CANNONS stop firing and all the EXTREME SMOKE that was totally FILLING THE SCREEN from all the AWESOME EXTREME EXPLOSIONS floats away and stuff and when you can see again the spot where the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES was standing is TOTALLY EMPTY and the SUPER EXTREME GIANT ROBOT NINJA T-REX WITH LASER BEAM EYES is TOTALLY GONE, I mean it's like TOTALLY ANNIHILATED TO DEATH, and where it used to be standing there's like just ONE LONE NINJA like swimming in the OCEAN next to the DOCKS or something and the NINJA is all like CURSES, CURSE YOU ALL, our plans TOTALLY FAILED and then the LONE NINJA like goes back to shore and runs away to totally KILL HIMSELF WITH A TUMBLEWEED or something (but don't worry there's still more NINJA in the SUPER SECRET NINJA HIDEOUT so the ETERNAL WAR will go on and stuff)

and so the SUPER EXTREME EXTREMELY HUGE PIRATE WARSHIP TOTALLY COVERED IN HOOKS is like HAHAHA YEAHHHHH WE WONNNNN but in the middle of the cheering and stuff, the VITAMIN EXTREME totally FINALLY RUNS OUT and so it LOSES the SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOPED TRANSFORMATION POWERS and it starts all GLOWING again and it TRANSFORMS BACK into the GIANT PILE OF LITTLE ROBOTS AND SHARKS AND PIRATES AND COWBOYS AND VIKINGS AND GIANT IGUANAS (bt there's STILL only one) AND INFERNO BEES AND EXTREME BOXERS AND SPARTANS all HELD TOGETHER by FIVE MILLION BILLION HOOKS on the PIRATE ARMADA and they all like UNHOOK themselves and climb down then they're all like HAHAHA YEAHHHHH WE WONNNN again and stuff

and everybody's like TOTALLY CHEERING and CELEBRATING and stuff and the PIRATES are totally GETTING EXTREMELY DRUNK all over and they totally like LIFT THE LITTLE ROBOT AND LITTLE ROBOT FERRET AND LITTLE ROBOT SHEEP UP ON THEIR SHOULDERS and they're like YOU GUYS TOTALLY RULE, YOU'RE TOTALLY OUR HEROES AND STUFF, THAT WAS TOTALLY EXTREME, AND YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY GOING TO BE LEGENDS, LIKE I BET ONE DAY SOMEONE'S GONNA COME ALONG AND WRITE ALL THIS INTO LIKE THE BEST STORY EVER OR SOMETHING AND IT WILL TOTALLY BE THE BEST STORY EVERRRR and the little robot is like cool and the little robot ferret is like HAHAHA WE'RE AWESOME and the little robot sheep is like o no o no o no I'm afraid of heights put me down o no (HAHA WUSS) but ANYWAY they totally CELEBRATE ok and they have an EXTREME PARTY and it's like FOUR THOUSAND BILLION BIRTHDAY PARTIES ALL COMBINED and it's the BEST PART EVER and everybody's like YEAHHHHHHH

and it totally looks like the END or something but it's NOT so keep reading 'cause there's an epilogue

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