俺は王子だしい~♪ (technophile) wrote in beststoryever,

The Best Story Ever: EPILOGUE





THE BEST STORY EVER





EPILOGUE


so anyway after they beat the NINJA and have the BEST PARTY EVER and stuff, the little robot is like ok guys, that was fun but I think it's time for everybody to go home now 'cause it's time for the ETERNAL WAR to like totally start up again, it's been dead for too long and stuff, and everybody's like awww 'cause they were all just starting to be friends and stuff but also like YEAHHHH 'cause the ETERNAL WAR is totally extreme and they want to get back to it and fighting EXTREME BATTLES an stuff so everyone's like ok I guess you're right we should all start to go home so they're all like saying goodbye to each other and stuff

so anyway the COWBOYS totally go first and they all come up to the little robots with the MANLY COWMAN and the EXTREME ARCHNEMESIS as their leaders and stuff (and they're totally like best friends again and laughing and hugging and touching each other's butts and stuff in a totally not gay way) and they're all like SO LONG PARDNERS 'TIL THE COWS COME HOME (which means bye guys it was pretty fun and EXTREME and everything, we're gonna go back to the FIELDS and SALOON and stuff now, oh yeah and all of us are totally going to go CAMPING on some MOUNTAINS or something with each other soon, you guys should come with us sometime, it'll be fun in Cowboyese) and the little robots are like ok bye

and then the SAMURAI and their INFERNO BEES and the GIANT IGUANA come next and the SAMURAI are like HAIL AND GREETINGS AND HOW FARE YE LITTLE ROBOTS (which means yo sup in Edongo) and the MASTER SAMURAI DUDE is like (with the sound of peaceful waves lapping against the DOCKS they just TOTALLY SAVED) well I guess everyone's leaving so we'll leave too, thanks for helping us out and stuff, and oh yeah, we'll be taking the INFERNO BEES back to their EXTREME BEEHIVES ON FIRE and stuff and the GIANT IGUANA back to his TREEHOUSE and stuff (and the GIANT IGUANA is like HAHAHA THIS RULES all over it's FACE), stop by if you ever want to do some more EXTREME MEDITATION or you want to do some EXTREME HAIKU READING or you want some more VITAMIN EXTREME or something and the little robots are like ok bye

and then the SPARTANS and the EXTREME BOXERS come next and they're totally leaving TOGETHER and stuff and the SPARTANS totally PUNCH ALL OF THE EXTREME BOXERS IN THE FACE (which means hello little robots in Greek) and the EXTREME BOXERS are like HAHA DUDE these SPARTAN dudes like TOTALLY RULE, THEY FIGHT LIKE ALL THE TIME and WE like fight like ALL THE TIME, we're totally gonna be like BEST FRIENDS, and we're TOTALLY gonna take them back with us TO THE LIMIT and TRAIN WITH THEM to get EVEN MORE EXTREME, you guys should totally come visit and have EXTREME SPARRING MATCHES with us, it'll be TOTALLY EXTREME and the SPARTANS start SPARRING with the EXTREME BOXERS ALL OVER THE PLACE (which means YEAHHHHHH in Greek) and the little robots are like ok bye

and FINALLY the PIRATES and the VIKINGS are left (the SHARKS just kind of went home) and anyway CAPTAIN HOOKBEARD THE HOOK LEG HOOK!!!!!!!!!!! is like SHIVER ME PLANKS!!!! (which means hey little robots, thanks for the help and stuff in Pirate Kingese) and the QUEEN VIKING (with the beard) is totally like I'M GOING TO BRUISE YOU UNTIL YOU BLEED OUT OF YOUR EYES!!!! (which means CAPTAIN HOOKBEARD THE HOOK LEG HOOK!!!!!!!!!!! is going to let us stay on the PIRATE ARMADA with the PIRATES and we're totally going to be their LOOTING and PILLAGING SPECIAL FORCES and stuff now, but we're not like BOYFRIEND and GIRLFRIEND or anything because romance is TOTALLY GRODY, we're just like good friends and stuff in Vikingian) and the PIRATES are like FLARRRRRRRRR (whcih means bye guys feel free to visit the PIRATE ARMADA any time, just come to the DOCKS and someone will pick you up and stuff, maybe we could even BUCKLE SWASHES or SWASH BUCKLES together sometime in Piratese) and the little robots are like ok bye

AND THEN THEY FINALLY LEAVE

but ANYWAY so the little robots finally get back to the DOCKS and they're all on the SHORE and stuff and the little robot and little robot ferret and little robot sheep look at each other and are like ok then everybody's splitting up, where are you guys gonna go, and the little robot sheep is like well I would go home but I don't HAVE a home because the MANLY COWMAN totally kissed my owner and made her EXPLODE OF SHEER EXTREME!!! so I'm homeless o no o no and the little robot ferret is like well I would go home too but I didn't even HAVE a home in the first place, how did I even get INTO this story at all, I was just kind of WANDERING AROUND or something when I met the little robot, I don't even know where I came from, how am I supposed to go back, wtf

and the little robot is like well I'm gonna go back to my little robot house from all the way back in like the PROLOGUE and I have to make my report about the EPIC ADVENTURE and ETERNAL WAR and stuff to the year 349385309583 Earth people so they don't turn me into like EXTREME SCRAP METAL, and the little robot is like well if you other little robots have nowhere else to go why don't you just come home with me and live in my little robot house with me, it's little but it totally has enough room for three little robots and the little robot ferret and the little robot sheep are like yay

so ANYWAY they all travel back to the little robot's little robot house and the little robot totally like turns on his computer or transmitter or walkie talkie or whatever and he's like hello year 34485945 Earth people I figured out why the ETERNAL WAR stopped, and they're like why, and then the little robot TOTALLY tells them ALL about the EPIC ADVENTURE and how the NINJA TRICKED THE PIRATES and stuff about the TRUCE to try to END the ETERNAL WAR but how the little robot TOTALLY STOPPED THEM and how he made EXTREME FRIENDS and they totally overcame EXTREME OBSTACLES and learned how to have EXTREME HEARTS and all about the EPIC BATTLES and the GIANT ROBOTS and EVERYTHING and the year 39584594 Earth people are all like WHOAAAAAAAAAA that's like the BEST STORY EVER

and the little robot is like YEAH I KNOW it was pretty EXTREME and the year 39584954 Earth people are like well ok now we know what's up and stuff and the ETERNAL WAR is totally back on track right, I mean after everybody gets home they're all gonna start fighting again right, and the little robot is like yeah I think so, and the year 30549896 Earth people are like ok then you can keep your job and keep monitoring the ETERNAL WAR on the EXTREME PLANET and we won't turn you into EXTREME SCRAP METAL or anything and the little robot is all like yay and the little robot ferret and little robot sheep are ALSO like yay

but THEN the year 395495489 Earth people are like BUT WAIT, and the little robots are like OH NO, WAIT FOR WHAT, but then the year 30594896 Earth people are like well, it's gonna take a while for everybody on the EXTREME PLANET to get back home and for the NINJA to recover enough to start the EXTREME WAR again and stuff right, and the little robot is like yeah I think so, and the year 39584958 Earth people are like well since you guys did such a good job like figuring everything out and stuff, why don't you guys like TAKE A VACATION or something until the ETERNAL WAR starts up again

and the little robot is like WHOAAAAAA really, I haven't had a vacation in like FIVE HUNDRED MILLION YEARS and the year 349594850 Earth people are like yeah sure, really, why not, you probably deserve it for being SO TOTALLY EXTREME and the little robot is like yay again and the little robot ferret and little robot sheep are ALSO like yay again and the little robot is like ok thanks dudes, we're gonna GO ON VACATION now then and the year 39594855 Earth people are like ok bye have fun and stuff and the little robots are like DONT WORRY WE WILL, IT'LL BE TOTALLY EXTREME

and so the little robot turns the computer transmitter walkie talkie thing off again and all the little robots are like YAY VACATION, LET'S TOTALLY GO EXPLORE THE EXTREME GALAXY ('cause the EXTREME PLANET is part of the EXTREME GALAXY, DUH) and so they go outside and go into the little robot SPACESHIP (which has been there the WHOLE TIME, DUH, I mean how do you think the little robot got ON the EXTREME PLANET in the first place) and they strap themselves in their chairs and the little robot STARTS THE ENGINES and it's all like THREE, TWO, ONE, BLAST OFF and they TOTALLY GO SHOOTING OFF INTO THE EXTREME GALAXY TO HAVE EVEN MORE EPIC ADVENTURES

but I can't tell you about those because they're not part of the BEST STORY EVER

THEY'RE PART OF THE BEST SEQUEL EVER HAHAHAHAHA

now go buy that book too

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